Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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