I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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