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  • 67 54
    Submitted by polacke on Jan 10, 12 at 3:45pm

    Jesus was a redblooded man, so why not? If nature/god/flying spaghetti monster didn't want us to have sex more than necessary, they would have made it a painful, smelly or excruciating ordeal.

    • 51 45
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 10, 12 at 6:33pm

      First, congrats on recognisin the Flyin Spaghetti Monster. Second, An entire book of psalms singin the joys of sex was removed by the Catholic church. God (or whatever) really DOES want us to enjoy sex.

      • 41 62
        Submitted by jimboland50 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:59pm

        and enjoy it I shall. all hail the flying spaghetti monster. may he touch you with his noodely apendage

      • 56 51
        Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Jan 12, 12 at 11:16pm

        I need the name of this book in question.

      • 28 31
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 24, 12 at 9:21pm

        Surprisingly, they kept in the Song of Solomon/Song of Songs, which contains erotic poetry. (At least by the standards of that time.)

  • 64 53
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 10, 12 at 9:52pm

    Ask Mary Magdaline!

    • 49 50
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 11:09pm

      soo..the whore..she has a name...she HAD a name

  • 66 59
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 11, 12 at 12:43am

    Jesus, like, just wants us to love each other, man.

  • 66 62
    Submitted by redman2683 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:11pm

    If its not smelly painful and excrutiating...your not doin a very good job

  • 62 55
    Submitted by jltc on Jan 10, 12 at 5:02pm

    Oh of course he approves!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 12, 12 at 2:01am

    Did you know that 2% of women can achieve orgasm solely thru breast/nipple stimulation?! Now those are some sensitive boobies!!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by denmon on Jan 10, 12 at 4:20pm

    Hey you know they say, "With Jesus, all things are possible." Lmao!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 5:10pm

    all ye children cum onto me..he was rolling with it

  • 48 57
    Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 12, 12 at 1:27am

    Jesus should mind his own business.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 10, 12 at 6:14pm

    Sometimes it is.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by radioedit on Jan 10, 12 at 7:07pm

    When I use my tongue I use it well. I'm glad u appreciate it.