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  His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.

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  I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.

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• Jesus was a redblooded man, so why not? If nature/god/flying spaghetti monster didn't want us to have sex more than necessary, they would have made it a painful, smelly or excruciating ordeal.

  Submitted by polacke on Jan 10, 12 at 3:45pm

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  • First, congrats on recognisin the Flyin Spaghetti Monster. Second, An entire book of psalms singin the joys of sex was removed by the Catholic church. God (or whatever) really DOES want us to enjoy sex.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 10, 12 at 6:33pm

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    • and enjoy it I shall. all hail the flying spaghetti monster. may he touch you with his noodely apendage

      Submitted by jimboland50 on Jan 10, 12 at 7:59pm

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    • I need the name of this book in question.

      Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Jan 12, 12 at 11:16pm

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    • Surprisingly, they kept in the Song of Solomon/Song of Songs, which contains erotic poetry. (At least by the standards of that time.)

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 24, 12 at 9:21pm

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• Ask Mary Magdaline!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 10, 12 at 9:52pm

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  • soo..the whore..she has a name...she HAD a name

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 11:09pm

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• If its not smelly painful and excrutiating...your not doin a very good job

  Submitted by redman2683 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:11pm

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• Did you know that 2% of women can achieve orgasm solely thru breast/nipple stimulation?! Now those are some sensitive boobies!!

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jan 12, 12 at 2:01am

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• Jesus, like, just wants us to love each other, man.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 11, 12 at 12:43am

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• Oh of course he approves!

  Submitted by jltc on Jan 10, 12 at 5:02pm

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• Hey you know they say, "With Jesus, all things are possible." Lmao!

  Submitted by denmon on Jan 10, 12 at 4:20pm

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• Jesus should mind his own business.

  Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 12, 12 at 1:27am

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• all ye children cum onto me..he was rolling with it

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 10, 12 at 5:10pm

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• Sometimes it is.

  Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 10, 12 at 6:14pm

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• When I use my tongue I use it well. I'm glad u appreciate it.

  Submitted by radioedit on Jan 10, 12 at 7:07pm

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