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  • 83 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:50am

    I just hope you have a pink teddy in your drawer named Jen for that one time you decided to experiment.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:10am

    Lol 10:52, the girl's got taste; she selects the finest and they each have lingerie values! Hahaha I want to know what kind of mom also approves of such a whore? Unless her mom herself is the same. Oh who are you fucking tonight honey? Because Brett is in the dryer, Jason is missing a button, Chase is in the waching-machine, and Matt is dirty! Oooh I hope it is Justin we just bought him and I want to see him on! Fucking whores!

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:11pm

    I have names for each of my vibrators ... I name them after guys I have slept with ... I try to find the dildo that is most like the guy ... Kenny (from when I was 22) is still my fave

  • 62 48
    Submitted by aly_baja on Mar 15, 10 at 2:59am

    ummm hi. can we please not be mean to me? thanks.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:39am

    Haha yeah agreed there really is a problem if you are getting lingerie and having your mom wash it

  • 50 40
    Submitted by poop12 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:15am

    wow, seriously? did you seriously do that seriously?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42am

    Seriously?! Seriously.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42pm

    Sweet my names Brett! Lol

  • 52 56
    Submitted by PaigeL on Jun 14, 10 at 3:04pm

    Her mother washes her lingere and she's ok with that? Damn if she has that many lingere items i think she would try washing them herself at least

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:07am

    Well, she doesn't necessarily have to be living with her mom. What if her mom came to visit and decided to help with the laundry? This would make sense why she wasn't used to monitoring her lingerie names.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:18pm

    I so wanna meet you........

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:11pm

    My name is Brett too ooo this is a great day for Bretts everywhere

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:37pm

    11:31 not slutty? do explain...

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:41pm

    Whoa calm down 2:21. No need to get so pissed over a whore living with her mom. Just laugh it off. You're here for humor, I hope.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:52am

    Who cares about living arrangements? I want to know why she needs different lingerie for different men? Are they that picky?

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19am

    Well played 11:10. I love you (no homo, if you're a guy).

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:13am

    11:10 is fucking hilarious

  • 37 32
    Submitted by pretentiousduh on May 18, 11 at 12:00pm

    Any lingerie that can be put in a dryer was probably bought at Wal-Mart. Keeping it classy.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:44pm

    2:21 is an insecure prude who can't get any. And vibrators are fun. OP is kind of a massive slut though- if you were doing your own laundry and were in college, fine, but in high school you're just trash. Lastly, 11:10 wins.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:38pm

    your mom washes your lingerie? awkwaarrddd

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42am

    10:39 hit the nail on the head. Why is your mom washing your lingerie?

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am

    She probably names them after the guy she specifically bought it to wear for, and I must admit, this does sound rather slutty.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:44am

    this is only lame if she repeatedly wears the same lingerie for each guy. doesnt wearing the Brett every single time youre with Brett get boring?

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:03am

    Omg this is actually really funny hahah

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:12pm

    

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:33pm

    Wait wait does she mean this seriously? Or jokingly? Sorry I didn't catch it, can anyone clear that up for me?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:23pm

    2:21 is an insecure bitch

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:31pm

    lol this is the greatest and NOT slutty.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:16am

    Thats what happens when promiscuos adults live with their folks!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:26pm

    I probably know you...

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:02am

    My names Tterb. On Tuesday Brett and I high-Five over her back. 