Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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