grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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