you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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