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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:23pm

    HI! Billy Mayes here... in your vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:58pm

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, IM GOING TO FLIP YOU OVER AND HIT IT DOGGIE STYLE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:34pm

    you people are the cancer that is killing tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:22pm

    This app has gone to shit because of you assholes. Fuck off retards.

  • 97 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11pm

    IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOVE CHIPOLTE! TRY CHIPOLTAWAY, TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR CLEAN AS NEW!

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm

    jeff you always help me when i dont quite understand thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm

    Jeff loves cock. -Jeff's Uncle

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:33pm

    "act know and i'll thrown in a FREE RIDE HOME!!!"

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    "Billy Mays here with an awesome new condom."

  • 88 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:29pm

    You guys are suck polesmokers. Joker, go eat a dick. Jeff, go kill yourself.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:59pm

    G Vegasssss Halloween! Too bad this text IS true. I know the dude.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20pm

    You're the worst Grammar Nazi. It's technically, "It's Mays, bitch"

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:09pm

    omg. was his real name jesse?!!!!!! 252.. just seems to fit.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:01am

    He's dead, not funny.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27pm

    You filthy bag of cum.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:29am

    aww don't get your panties all in a bunch

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:41pm

    @ 3:09, If it was Jesse, I know him, too... and could totally see him going as Billy Mays!

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:38pm

    see, you can always tell when the authentic you is posting... you fake... thats right i said it.

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:46pm

    Just cause you don't think it's funny doesn't mean others don't think it's funny. So stfu and get over it.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31pm

    Charles Rutherford once saw Billy Mayes sucking dick for a bottle of two-buck chuck

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    I don't care if it's fake. It's still EPIC.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:50am

    Who would say bad night to this? Seriously. That's so funny and awesome.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:25pm

    Billy Mays would never want some whore who can't spell his name. He was better than that.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:44am

    how many lines of coke did you do together?

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:44pm

    Love it and I'm from that area code which makes this that much better!!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:28pm

    That is awsome! Another thing to add to my list of things to do in my lifetime...

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:21am

    I know these people!

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:57am

    You asshole He's dead

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:52pm

    Billy mays here, and do I have an offer for you! If you suck my cock you will not only get one, BUT 2 STD'S FREE! You only pay shipping! And we'll also throw in a bottle of our new and improved oxyclean to help get those tough, hard to get stains out!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:26pm

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND IM CUMMING!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by MichaelSDK on Jul 25, 10 at 3:09pm

    why do I feel like I know who was dressed up as Billy Mayes... 252 is too small...

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:59pm

    Did BIlly mayes get it on w Gaga??

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:09pm

    that post is definitely from new bern NC

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:50am

    "ah, that was nice.. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!"

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:21pm

    Hey who is Billy mayes?????????

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:29pm

    I hope this was Sondag!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:26am

    Gotta love Greenville, NC! ECU Halloween for the win!

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:49am

    That's funny but you guys gotta respect the man. No more jokes about people who passed on...

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:05pm

    BILLY MAYS IS DEAD, YOU RETARDS.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:28pm

    I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:25am

    this is only funny cuz he died.....lol

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:35pm

    See, you can always tell when the authentic Jeff is posting.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:10pm

    But wait there's more cumming up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:46am

    That is how we do it in G-Vegas! I'm quite proud! Kudos on the entertaining lay!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:58am

    7:52PM That's because you have never been to college and/or have morals. You need to work on that.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:43am

    I hope Jeff gets sham wowd like that hooker-cj

  • 49 66
    Submitted by NotAnnonomus on Aug 27, 10 at 3:42am

    Too soon...

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:06pm

    Lol Tfln does not suck! It's gets better everyday! Jeff and the joker should totally keep posting!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:25pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because you didn't have sex with the real Billy Mays but with someone dressed as Billy Mays and he acted like him during the whole sexual act! -Jeff

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:28pm

    I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:32pm

    Hmm. This was definitely a PostSecret just like this earlier today.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:22pm

    YES. this is a win for A-Town

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26am

    Billy mayes is dead assfuck.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:06pm

    In soviet Russia... Billy mayes has sex with u...

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:08am

    ...was he short and have a white eyelash?

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30am

    @ 1:28---ever think there was MORE THAN ONE Billy Mays around? Or does thar hurt your tiny little brain too much?

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:14pm

    You guys either have shit for brains or your just trying to be annoying.... It's fucken obvious that it was someone dressed as Billy mayes

  • 47 70
    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Apr 14, 11 at 11:50pm

    @4:25pm You had sex with Alyssa Milano?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:52am

    HI BILLY MAYES HERE, TAKE IT IN THE BUTT. ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH PLEASURE? TRY MY FAT COCK IN YOUR VAGINA

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:31am

    There was someone dressed up as Billy Mayes last night at FreakNight in Seattle. Did you mean 253, cause 252 is pretttty close. Ha. That's pretty amazing though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:47pm

    So did I! Just didn't stay in character, but I'm ok with that!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 8:21pm

    He's dead

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:22pm

    I'm enjoying this blowjob

  • 45 69
    Submitted by abc101 on May 23, 10 at 8:29am

    Why was he talking in the first place dumbass this is def fake (even tho he's dead now)

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:52pm

    im having a hard time believing this text..tfln is starting to suck

  • 32 44
    Submitted by toodrunktofxck on May 21, 12 at 6:56pm

    no, you didn't.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm

    Has anyone seen the south park episode with billy mayes' ghost? Hahaha

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:13am

    Sooooo... He died of a heart attack at the end?

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:00pm

    Tfln doesn't suck 7:52, you do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:11pm

    oh i get it! jeff you're not funny and you should stop posting stupid shit!

  • 45 73
    Submitted by spellman24 on Feb 13, 11 at 9:12am

    fake!

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 9:59pm

    Fake, yes. Funny as hell, also yes. \n\nHI, BILLY MAYS HERE, BRINING YOU A FANTASTIC OFFER ON HOT DICKINGS.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:32am

    did he try to sell you chipotle away for the stains he was leaving in your underpants?

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:25am

    You mean he just laid there..lifeless?

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:57am

    He was all jacked up on the good shit!!!

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:41am

    Shutup 549. Play on playa.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:28am

    YOUR AREA CODE IS NOT 252!!! ITS 250!! DON'T LIE, EVERYONE KNOWS!!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:33pm

    Shut up

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:25pm

    haha, I had sex with Billie from the new CBS show Accidently on Purpose, she stayed in character all night but I wasn't into the pregnant aspect of the costume.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:08pm

    He is dead ur in to necrophilia

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:42pm

    Actually, your right. But whats it matter?

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 10:38pm

    Billy Mayes here with a fantastic new product my dick!

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:54am

    you retards thinking it was the real billy mayes make me laugh

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:40pm

    JEFF I LOVE YOU i love dry humor i mean..i hope youre doing that ironically

  • 42 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:29am

    Atta boy, way to hold it together for the sake of the costume.

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:43am

    If you cum now in the first ten mins....you'll get two for the price of one!

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06am

    Please sit and rotate

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:16am

    i got followed around by a billy mayes all night. :(

  • 44 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:49pm

    wish i was cool enough to fuck a dead guy!

  • 43 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:00pm

    Jeff ur really fucking annoying get a life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:18pm

    Uhhh...Billy is dead...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:08am

    Haaaaaahahaha everyone getting pissed should instead find a sense of humor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:24pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:19pm

    I was first hehehe I'm gettin a bj right now