Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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