I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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