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  • 89 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:53pm
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    I'm higher when I'm sober then when I' high.

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:52am
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    Wanna know how I know you've never done drugs?

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:49pm
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    Shut the hell up, douche. It was funny.

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:55pm
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    dude this text is soooooooooooooo true i love having conversations with myself when im not high, it makes the sober times easier

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:42pm
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    Nothing like a few good gel tabs followed by a suppository of ex to really feel alive

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:39pm
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    Dude, same here. I was born stoned, so I'm all good and saving myself some money.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:17pm
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    My ex-boyfriend has schizoprenia, too.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24am
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    Personally I'd be worried if your face melts and the voices echo in your skull on a day to day basis... see a psychiatrist.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:05am
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    Cleary you've never been on drugs.