Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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