but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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