I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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