is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize