I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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