um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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