why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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