shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I had to cum in my sink.
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