But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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