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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:02am

    You're the bitch from the hangover!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:10am

    You know, I was thinking about getting my bartender's license...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:59pm

    And u believe that?...yes bc she's afraid of semen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:04pm

    "I was thinking about getting my bartenders license" "Suck my dick." "No thank you"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:03pm

    Yes I would know because she's grossed out by seman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:46am

    Fuck your bible shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:56am

    And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her.

  • 97 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:02pm

    Dude, you can get phone service on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it's called satellite uplinks, you just pay dearly on your cell phone bill when you get it.

  • 97 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    great idea. alcohol on a cruise is damn expensive!

  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:39pm

    That depends on how big his crew discount is!

  • 91 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:10am

    stole it from the hangover

  • 99 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:10pm

    Made my day bhahahaha awesome

  • 88 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:22pm

    you're a gigantic whore

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10am

    That only makes you a controlling bitch that will never get married. & you are also probably disgusted by semen.

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:23am

    "how do you know that?". "because she is grossed out by cum"

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:20pm

    Bellhop. AND he didn't even cum inside her

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:57pm

    So you recently watched the hangover?

  • 96 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:19pm

    Just a smidge. Get some self respect.......and an AIDS test.

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:15pm

    And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her...

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:26am

    Yeah well you should tell that to rainman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a re-tard.

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:17pm

    I'm gonna go to school for bartending soon

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:37pm

    I thought he was a pilot!

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:32am

    No, this didn't happen in The Hangover. Also, that movie wasn't just played on tv or anything, or recently released on DVD.

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:06pm

    Bullshit nobody texts on cruise when texts cost 50 cents each and fuck for free beer.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18am

    Ummm the bartender doesn't work for 4 days straight! She fucked him on Tuesday of a 7 night cruise. Them she frank free Wednesday thru Sunday or something. And drinks r not free u dumbass.. It's called your credit card that they take ahead of time!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:41pm

    Wowww. Hangover much?

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:14pm

    if your were pretty you wouldnt have had to fuck him and still would have gotten free drinks

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:51am

    Naw I'd do the same and um I agree 11:46 haha

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:56am

    Alcohol is free on cruises, ho. You just wanted another notch in your belt, cunt-bitch!

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18pm

    You got sex and booze, all in one. I'd call that a good night.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:01am

    Okay Melissa from the hangover.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:51am

    you know you don't get phone service in the middle of the ocean.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:54pm

    The Hangover wants it's joke back, babe

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:33pm

    someone was watching The Hangover before texting this lol

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:15am

    Phone service on a cruise?

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:23pm

    To bad ur sitting in mommy and daddies basement making this shit up loser.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:43pm

    Lol definitely fake... Gotta love The Hangover though

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:04am

    Hahahaha that's what I was thinking

  • 83 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:54am

    10:51 LMFAO that's trueeee

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:22pm

    It's so cool that you take shit from movies and try to post it on TFLN like you did it. that's what i do in my spare time

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:30am

    That from the hangover...if your going to be funny at least make it your own....

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:46pm

    i worked on cruise ships for 5 years. Alcohol is not free on cruises. but he would not have been able to give her very many free drinks, maybe 1 or 2 but more than that and it would have been noticed and he would have got in trouble, probably fired. bartenders on cruises make all their money from sales and mandatory tips. and when the ships is in port you have reception, if the ship was in port the next day she could have sent the text.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:00pm

    9:02 thats what i was thinking too! hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:33am

    even bad sex is good sex, and free drinks on a cruise. great descision

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16pm

    An interesting question. And, the answer depends on whether the bartender is a man or a woman, how many drinks were involved, how long the cruise was, and, of course, whether the writer is a man or a woman. The possibilities abound.

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:47am

    Major fail cuz pretty much everybody has seen this movie

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:24pm

    As long as he was hot, or like had a really hot body and a normal amount of self esteem and was decent in bed, it's ok

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:39am

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:08pm

    yeah this is totally fake. even if they didnt take if from the hangover, the bartender wouldnt be able to stop bartending, go fuck you, and then go back to bartending. and yeah, probably no phone service either. i wish there was a way that all of these could be proven real before posted!!! grr. oh and btw, SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET RUSSIA! =)

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:00am

    I've been on 6 cruises and alcohol is def not free you idiot.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:50am

    Well did you at least get a lot

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am

    You should hang out with the wife from the hangover.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 15, 10 at 2:20pm

    First of all, he was a bartender, and she was wasted. And if you must know, he didn't even come inside her!

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46am

    Way to steal from the hangover

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:02pm

    11:08 has obviously never seen the hangover.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:56am

    isn't alcohol an cruises free?

  • 51 76
    Submitted by deadpool91 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:57pm

    Hahahaha so thought hangover as soon as I read that!!!