she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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