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  • 85 48
    Submitted by abyss on Jul 20, 10 at 10:11am
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    Someone, please come up with a scenario where this actually makes sense.

    • 34 41
      Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 21, 10 at 4:08am
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      she could have been giving him head and had a plate of food sitting near the guy and he either had to cum on her or the food so he chose the food. ?

      • 25 23
        Submitted by abyss on Jul 21, 10 at 7:23pm
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        No man would choose the food.

        • 29 46
          Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 10:59pm
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          no STRAIGHT man.

  • 41 33
    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jul 20, 10 at 10:03am
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    Classy

  • 40 40
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:57pm
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    This is stupid and gross and old people suck

  • 38 37
    Submitted by nthnkng33 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:29am
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    Yea. Hand Job at the dinner table. Good job. And team firsty go get fisted

  • 35 32
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 20, 10 at 1:50pm
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    Not first, retard

  • 40 44
    Submitted by AcaciaJules on Jul 20, 10 at 2:47pm
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    You're disgusting. Period.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by mjo on Jul 20, 10 at 10:05am
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    Ha um

  • 26 22
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 21, 10 at 1:55am
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    Just don't cum on the Pretzels!

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 10:41am
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    Ever seen wedding crashers?

  • 35 46
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56am
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    Dolphin?? As in the team?? Or was it a super slutty porpoise?

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 11:09am
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    This cummy food is making me Firsty!

  • 30 43
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:07pm
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    Extra protein!

  • 29 43
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 12:56pm
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 28 42
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 10:53am
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    Peyton must be firsty.... Have a beer

  • 32 64
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:17am
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    Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 3 7
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 7:37am
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    Been there, jizzed on that.