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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He passed out mid-signature
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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