Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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