I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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