Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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