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  • Submitted by stantheman on May 29, 10 at 2:33pm

    My sister got offered a quarter of a million dollars to hide Saddam Hussein in one of her secret vaginal compartments, but she turned him down. All of her secret compartments were already occupied by the 1973 Harlem Globetrotters.

  • Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on May 29, 10 at 2:40pm

    I didn't know my vajay has secret compartments?

  • Submitted by Xivenia on May 29, 10 at 2:30pm

    /eyeroll. Men.

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on May 29, 10 at 3:30pm

    One word: VIRGIN

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      Submitted by awkward on May 29, 10 at 4:45pm

      Oh, without a doubt.

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 29, 10 at 11:08pm

    I keep expecting a boxing glove to spring out and hit me in the face.

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    Submitted by codii on May 30, 10 at 3:35am

    What secret compartments?! It's clitoris, vagina, then g-spot... In that order...... Dumb ass

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    Submitted by itouch on May 29, 10 at 7:37pm

    Yes. An exact repeat with an added response. How dumb.

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    Submitted by jgood69 on May 29, 10 at 5:04pm

    I only read these to see stanthemans comments, always epic

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      Submitted by stantheman on May 30, 10 at 5:00am

      I agree 100%... That dudes fuckin crazy. And I hear his mom has a fantastic pair of boobs

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    Submitted by toadaron on May 30, 10 at 4:05pm

    5/2/09:\n\n(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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    Submitted by aljeni on May 30, 10 at 12:37am

    Oh yeah that natural pocket can get ya! Hahaha

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    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:32pm

    This should be shirt worthy.

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    Submitted by dclovett on May 31, 10 at 12:42pm

    Dude... That's exactly what I said my first time !

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    Submitted by smexi_girlyy on May 29, 10 at 3:16pm

    Lmfaoo that is so funni xD

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    Submitted by bertog on May 29, 10 at 4:58pm

    Repeat minus the response

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    Submitted by fallingurrl on May 29, 10 at 4:12pm

    Haha! That was awesome!

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    Submitted by trickton on May 31, 10 at 7:13pm

    Women tut and sigh but the fact is you know where you are with a cock

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    Submitted by buahaha321 on May 30, 10 at 6:26am

    Thank god I'm a homosexual...

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    Submitted by youss on May 29, 10 at 8:15pm

    I'll try to find my way in the vagina,if i can't...Well... Um..send me a sextoy to save me D:

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    Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:20pm

    Lol secret compartments was she a hermaphrodite?

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    Submitted by awkward on May 29, 10 at 4:44pm

    I know, right? I have one and even I have to admit that they're confusing and multi-pocketed!

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    Submitted by lawlicopter on Jun 1, 10 at 1:15am

    Oh fellow 513ers. You make me proud to be Ohioan.

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    Submitted by katieexsayss on May 30, 10 at 12:55pm

    There was one like this a long time ago.. Way to be original..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 10 at 2:31pm

    Hilarious! I laughed out loud at this.

  • Submitted by faris on May 29, 10 at 2:43pm

    It's not too incredibly complicated really, maybe intimidating the first time you finger a girl, after that you learn em pretty quick, finding out which ones feel good how (; oh baby hahaha

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    Submitted by RtGxTLx on May 29, 10 at 2:24pm

    That's weird

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    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 30, 10 at 11:33am

    I laughed harder at everyone's responses than the text...except for a few....wtf