? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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