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  • 168 63
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 30, 10 at 12:24am
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    Somewhere, there's a psych professor reading this entry and thinking, "That'll be PERFECT for an example of self-delusion and denial."

  • 118 65
    Submitted by balhblah on Jul 30, 10 at 12:08am
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    It doesn't work that way. He'll just get tired of you and move on.

  • 100 67
    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:22am
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    It's funny because she's trying to get a guys heart thru his dick.

    • 37 48
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:43am
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      no, that’s why its sad.

  • 92 52
    Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 30, 10 at 12:17am
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    If he hasn't realized it by now he won't realize later.

  • 73 43
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 30, 10 at 12:19am
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    no he will find someone more whoreish and you will be back on the free agent market

  • 78 58
    Submitted by sinistar on Jul 30, 10 at 11:04am
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    Right. cuz he's gonna wanna buy the cow that's giving away free milk. uh-huh.

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Samia on Jul 30, 10 at 1:31am
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    Perfect fuck buddies. That's as far as it'll probably go.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by mj0605 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:35am
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    Go Australia..

  • 68 58
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 30, 10 at 12:07am
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    i'm perfect for you too!!

  • 63 58
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 8:20am
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    Rule: A way to a mans heart isn't through his stomach and sometimes you need to make repeat trips to get there.

    • 55 36
      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Jul 30, 10 at 9:51am
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      the quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 30, 10 at 2:28am
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    Yeah, he'll probably cheat on his wife with you when he's married.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by chrissie333 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:52pm
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    Story of my life right noww haha...

  • 52 43
    Submitted by kuntess on Oct 5, 10 at 9:35am
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    In some rare cases this works.. It happened to me :)

  • 49 43
    Submitted by lis0r on Aug 2, 10 at 7:02am
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    Unfortunately, I can say from personal experience that this is not the case.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 30, 10 at 12:49am
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    faking true love like a boss

  • 48 51
    Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 30, 10 at 6:25pm
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    ...or until you get pregnant. Then the party is over. If you don't respect yourself, how can you expect him to?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by MadisonAvenue on Jul 30, 10 at 3:38am
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    Oh australia...

    • 50 45
      Submitted by whoreable on Aug 1, 10 at 12:52am
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      What does that even mean?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Rules130To250 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:37am
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    Rule 175: Fucking produces mutual feelings for everything

  • 33 33
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 8, 11 at 10:08am
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    Wow. Everyone on here is so cynical. Your lives must all suck!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 30, 10 at 3:19am
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    legonut I see that you're on FML as well

  • 52 73
    Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:29am
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    Doin the same thing myself

  • 49 71
    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Jul 30, 10 at 12:16am
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    It may work like that in the US but since you're in Australia it work the opposite way. Sorry, but either way, you're fucked.

    • 37 51
      Submitted by katefromaus on Dec 19, 10 at 6:37am
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      nah it actually does work....if your really good in bed

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 10 at 1:14am
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    I want 2 fuck

  • 44 83
    Submitted by vballer15 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:03am
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    first <3

    • 41 55
      Submitted by ScorpioChef on Jul 30, 10 at 9:51am
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      we are so proud of you honey!!!