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  • 96 57
    Submitted by dak5432 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:35am

    Deffinately sounds exactly like what happened to my buddy. Haha she was so pissed

  • 91 56
    Submitted by Sneelok on Apr 13, 10 at 9:22am

    Win?

  • 88 66
    Submitted by Matthandsome on Apr 13, 10 at 10:52am

    ''I wish i could tell you that the monopoly man fought the good fight''

  • 87 73
    Submitted by qrlos on Apr 13, 10 at 9:42am

    i made it rain with change and got thrown the fuck out.

  • 84 69
    Submitted by Valhalla66 on Apr 13, 10 at 9:11am

    Just wow...

  • 76 66
    Submitted by sexichick10 on Apr 14, 10 at 7:01pm

    I think I know the bachelor!

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Pengz on Apr 13, 10 at 9:06am

    Sounds like Morgan Freeman had a big night

  • 73 69
    Submitted by kingler37 on May 6, 10 at 7:16pm

    I wish i could read this without being confused... and aroused.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 13, 10 at 9:31am

    Fake

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:07pm

    I do not want to know (poor bastard)

  • 78 85
    Submitted by lol90 on Apr 13, 10 at 11:36am

    That happens to except the girl barged on me because she had eaten something bad the hour before and the manager got me 5 more. Free dancers I got get number u know what happened next

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 14, 10 at 2:15am

    Fake.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 8, 10 at 11:16pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, "vomited" is spelled with one t.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 1:44pm

    z -