My brain says no but my pants say off.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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