like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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