You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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