Banned from zoo.
Again?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize