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  • 84 61
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 25, 11 at 7:05pm

    Get your verb tenses straight.

  • 83 60
    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 25, 11 at 4:15pm

    I like penis

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Phys on May 25, 11 at 4:57pm

    The surprise is herpes

  • 58 54
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 25, 11 at 4:10pm

    its not bad if you yell surprise!

  • 52 43
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 4:35pm

    Pull a peek-a-boo on someone.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 25, 11 at 9:10pm

    At least you're a good sport about it.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:48am

    Just got your pubes dyed?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by drangonfist on May 26, 11 at 9:16am

    You have shitty grammar...

  • 45 57
    Submitted by getaroom10 on May 25, 11 at 5:45pm

    Can I join?

  • 42 55
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 9:34pm

    I've had a lot of surprise stuff b4: surprise drug test, surprise trust fall, etc. Never a surprise porno, tho. U so lucky!

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 7:50pm

    But is your pussy bald?

  • 42 65
    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 6:02am

    BadMitch always looks good, www.BadMitch.com