i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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