Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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