There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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