there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
please come you make the beer taste better
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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