Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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