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  • Submitted by afifan12 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:18pm

    Diets suck. As long as you dont indulge and submit to your inner fatass you will be okay

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    Submitted by Anoonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 2:43pm

    Fatty

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 10 at 7:22pm

    Fatass

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    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 26, 10 at 6:05pm

    Just brush your teeth

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    Submitted by mtmcpher on Jul 7, 10 at 5:53pm

    I did not know my wife was on here.

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    Submitted by No_Willl_power on Jun 27, 10 at 1:52am

    I think you should eat him

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    Submitted by ches on Jun 26, 10 at 3:51pm

    I don't know why everyone voted this thumbs down. This is fucking hilarious

  • 63 56
    Submitted by foxylieanne on Jun 27, 10 at 10:28pm

    Great diet I'd say??

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    Submitted by fubar101 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:52am

    Chunky bum

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    Submitted by bbygurlg388 on Jun 26, 10 at 7:41pm

    I'm sure the alcohol had as many cals as the chocolate which means he could still smell that u were cheating on the diet

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 26, 10 at 7:49pm

    Just drink chocolate vodka and not worry about eating.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by elpolloloco on Jun 27, 10 at 3:10am

    next time go down on him as soon as you walk in the door,but don't swallow that's all empty calories

  • 58 65
    Submitted by UCF06 on Jun 26, 10 at 8:54pm

    Vodka is on your diet but chocolate isn't?

  • 54 60
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 26, 10 at 2:41pm

    try insanity, it lives up to the name

    • 47 69
      Submitted by antman420 on Jun 26, 10 at 9:46pm

      No joke,that program kicked my ass...but works!

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 2:46pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:50pm

    Yeah, just exercise and you really don't need to worry about dieting.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Epimetheus on Jun 26, 10 at 8:11pm

    A BLOO BLA BLOO BLA BLOO

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    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 27, 10 at 3:26am

    Don't go home!

  • 64 96
    Submitted by emetophobia777 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:27pm

    Alcohol = lots of sugar. Retard.

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    Submitted by partygirrrrl on Jun 28, 10 at 1:01am

    My favorite breath fix? Tootbrush? Don't own one? Gross. Gum. $1.00. More of a turn on than alchy breath dumbass.

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    Submitted by chacon206 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:40pm

    Do the roar