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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?

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I'll teach you how to wipe better

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(210): Dude why does my asshole itch so bad? (1-210): I'll teach you how to wipe better http://tfl.nu/7pt4

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(662): View more from Mississippi

They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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(662): They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say. http://tfl.nu/fs2e

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(760): View more from California

Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...

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(760): Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some... http://tfl.nu/wqbb

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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(585): Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven. http://tfl.nu/xlkq

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

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(608): I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP. http://tfl.nu/f5ki

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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(412): Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days http://tfl.nu/6wcx

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(228): View more from Mississippi

There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars

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(228): There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars http://tfl.nu/ue2i

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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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(518): I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how. http://tfl.nu/ue8l

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.

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(918): i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome. http://tfl.nu/yiek

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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now

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(954): The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now http://tfl.nu/qowj

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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.

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(775): Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form. http://tfl.nu/2bqh

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.

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(919): I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink. http://tfl.nu/51us

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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.

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(412): I am the sex elephant in the room. Again. http://tfl.nu/d7uz

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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes

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(760): This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes http://tfl.nu/v44x

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(773): View more from Illinois

which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?

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(773): which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend? http://tfl.nu/b2t3

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