? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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