My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
It was confusing and full of hummus
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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