you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
it's like heaven, but drunker
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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