I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Nah, your tape worm has Apple Maps.
SUPER SWIMMERS!
I know that feeling and it's terrifying.
No, no, that's not sperm. You had sex with Satan, and his brood is consuming you from the inside out. Enjoy!
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