like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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