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  • 50 32
    Submitted by blite on Oct 23, 11 at 9:27am

    Well.... At least in ohio you cant!!!!!

  • 48 38
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Oct 23, 11 at 7:17pm

    Just put on a ranger hat, carry a shovel, and start pointing at people saying "Only you!"

  • 45 39
    Submitted by LVTX60 on Oct 23, 11 at 12:30pm

    That's funny!

  • 46 42
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 11 at 11:25am

    I agree. You better run.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Oct 23, 11 at 9:57am

    Bears don't live in houses.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Oct 23, 11 at 3:07pm

    Man up you puss

  • 41 50
    Submitted by anoakiamnot on Oct 23, 11 at 9:58am

    Stay away from Muskingum County!

  • 32 33
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 25, 11 at 4:18am

    How'd you leave the house then?

  • 37 44
    Submitted by latergator811 on Oct 23, 11 at 10:37am

    I'm not a genuine bear.

    • 27 22
      Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 16, 11 at 2:43am

      bears don't break character either.

  • 7 6
    Submitted by Sylar on Oct 5, 13 at 5:15pm

    Out your paws on the floor. Stupid bear.