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  • 86 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:05am

    Yeah, that's because as much as he loves sex with chicks, he doesn't want to risk having his anal cherry popped by Big Bubba in a shower at the state penitentiary.

  • 69 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:40am

    Cause you use the word like when it's not necessary.

  • 71 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:11am

    aren't we feeling all high and mighty, Miss OP. You think you're hot and he wants to bang you. You're just another stupid bitch teenager that thinks her new pussy is lined with gold. Every girl out there has one, honey -- you're nothing special

  • 68 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:34am

    What? 12:32, you're telling me you DON'T have sex with your cheeseburgers? You're fucking disgusting.

  • 58 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:12am

    Everyone assumes this was posted by a girl...

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:16am

    Just the fact that you think you act 18.. Your immature.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:08am

    Hahahah this is do funny..because he probably DOESNT want to.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:05am

    Um. Maybe he can admit that but it ain't gonna happen chicka. Us older guys ain't risking going to jail. SorrieZ :P

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:46am

    Maybe it's her boyfriend, who dumped her ass whilst turning 18 yesterday. To find some "legal" chick to fuck until the op's 18? He's trying to "save her" and she's pissed about it?

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:17am

    1:40, lmfao. OP and 2:12, how about you grow some tits before you start thinking you're hot shit. Thank god this guy has the sense to ignore this brat and go for someone who actually knows what to do with a dick. PS- saying you act 18... means you don't.

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:23am

    I am Jack's inexperienced playmate.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:59pm

    I totally know how you feel.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:08am

    maybe because he isn't a stupid cunt like you. He knows you're underage and he's got the brains to stay away

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:44am

    2:12-- saying you "act 18" doesn't mean crap. If you act like some 18 year old whore or something, then that's not 18.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:37am

    Lol 2:17 is right And girls that shut us illegal so wait till your are 18 and keep your juices under control! Underage sluts are creepy

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:43am

    if he admitted he wanted to fuck you would broadcast it worldwide, probably in some shitty self-centred YouTube clip titled: Sexual Dilemmas of A Hot Underage Girl. Girls who have sex just to impress their friends really piss me off. DIAF

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:57am

    It's not illegal to admit you WANT to fuck an underage chick...it's illegal to fuck an underage chick. So...the question remains...why can't he admit it?!? Cause she's a skank...that's why.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:29am

    If you're at the age of legal consent, let him have a hayday with your vag :p

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:40am

    This is why I ONLY cum on a girls face, so I will never have a daughter embarassing me like this

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:10am

    Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:03am

    This is how Chris Hansen got really famous.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:00pm

    Move to Canada, it's 14. No, but seriously. He probably doesn't want to. Who cares about that law? Unless the guy's your teacher or a public figure, no one does.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:45am

    Because, OP, you're just, like, too immature to, like, fuck and, like, stuff. Fuck, learn how to speak properly. Then maybe the males species will take you seriously.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:15pm

    1:55 Do you think he SAW the plate of brownies before talking to her? Or did Chris Hansen actually walk out and say hi to this poor bastard?

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:50pm

    12:42 Ah yes, also because no one would believe your pathetic little dick got laid. Man the fuck up.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:15am

    Stick and move and give 'em a fake number after you bust in 'em

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:10am

    It's official 12:09 is a creaper

  • 33 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:55am

    Yeah but 17 is legal lol sounds like a little preteen slut! Haha

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:01am

    Oh, humanity. Thou hast left this world.

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:53pm

    I know what you're goin through. Fuck you guys. Even if she IS a whore, well......I wish I had a follow-up for that......sorry whore ;)

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:16am

    giggity giggity goo!

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:40am

    What a whore. And she started the text with 'like'. Let's fuck.

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    I wish I was able to be the one to say "don't do this I Should Know"... Man older guys are hot!!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:50am

    Old enough to pee old enough for me Bhahahahahah ur sick bitch

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:58pm

    I'm in the SAME exact situation.. You're not a whore if you actually genuinely like the person and s/he's not that much older. Like me. I refuse to fuck or anything and I'm making him really truly win my heart IF anything happens. But I do reallllllllly like him.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:16am

    ugh...unfortunately i used to date someone who prefers underage. he's a creep.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:05am

    All creepers and stupid immature girls need to fuck right off.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:52am

    Underage sluts are crazy... Jail bait

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:48am

    Your dumb, but you want it or you wouldn't call atention to yourself for this.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:46pm

    If you're underage, get the hell off this site. You don't belong here whore.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:49am

    I'd fuck you even though youre under age.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:58am

    My thumbs up was 420! But seriously, no underage girls..

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:29pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:33pm

    16 is the age of consent... So... That is one slutty 15-

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:49am

    Hahaha this is like a window into my life. Thank god I'm almost eighteen. Fuk da hataz~*~*~*

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:08am

    Whoa there 6:37, nobody will be cutting off anyones dimck...this is neither the time nor the place

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:09pm

    i wonder how many of you waited until you were 18 to have sex.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:54am

    1:40, my favorite explanation by far.

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:06am

    It's a twink. It's not always about you breeders.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:32am

    whats the difference between a baby and a cheeseburger? You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:27am

    Anyone have this person's digets? I'll be happy to help them out

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:52am

    Charles Rutherford says you were used up by the time you were 15.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:06am

    i hope this was a prostitot... like a 14 year old... that would make it even better

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:35am

    the old saying.... 15 will get you 20

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:58am

    6:15 - You are retarded. If there's a wicket, play cricket. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. If you think you'll get done, stick it up her bum :)

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:23am

    12:09, you are a fucking psychopath and should kill yourself before you hurt anyone else.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:01am

    Hahahahaha I love this. First

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:21pm

    This sounds like my life story!

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:24am

    2:17 deserves a television show, not Dr. Fuck Phil.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:01am

    depending on how underage you are ill fuck you. .

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:22am

    I'd totally fuck and underage chick. But I wouldn't admit it.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:56am

    11:22 and 11:54 If you can't admit to who you're banging you shouldn't be banging them. Because its either wrong or because that makes you chickenshit and chickeshit shouldn't get laid.

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:05am

    THIS WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:39pm

    girlls from phillyyy loveee being sluts im suprised everystate dosent no that; we have the biggwst whore selection in the country - most of them being underage.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:35pm

    ya'll need to shut the hell up. age is a number. ;]

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:41pm

    I love you philadelphia

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:54am

    2:52 if you go for psycho bitches who can't keep their mouths shut, yeah.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:26am

    because he already has enough issues lol

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:21am

    yeah, what the FUCK 12:09

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:49am

    I'm chris hansen for dateline NBC

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:41pm

    2:12...You're a twat.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:13am

    I think he wants to fuck you in your dreams. He's got better taste than to hook up with some sleazy skank with a loose pussy

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:55pm

    10:57 it is illegal to admit you want to fuck someone underage. dont you watch To Catch a Predator? thats probably why he wont admit.. he doesnt want to end up on that show.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:05am

    Your next ten years are going to be a lot of fun...for a lot of ther people.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:03am

    Fifth. Fuck u Jeff Jeffinator

  • 26 38
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jun 21, 10 at 8:46pm

    I've been desperately stopping myself from fucking a hot 17 y.o for 3 months now. Sexting is legal right?

    • 36 28
      Submitted by ?!****?! on Jan 27, 11 at 7:14pm

      17 is legal depending on what state you live in...but sexting nudity with an underage individual is illegal, even if the underage person is taking the pics of themselves and sending them they and you can get into trouble...

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:06am

    Not at the table Carlos.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:32am

    i thoroughly feel ya!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:38am

    OP, can't help you. You are probably too young to be wanting it anyway. Use your fingers or something.

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:27am

    OP is probably ugly as fuck. Ugly chicks who think everyone wants to fuck them make me rage.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:24am

    I'm pounding my pud while I read this. Djdidndndjjdjndbeb.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:37am

    12:09 is a sexual predator. He needs his tiny dimck cut off..what a loser.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:24pm

    Probably cause your hot. I had a girl like that Once but I didn't want to do anything until she Was ready. Should of done it while I had the Chance.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:55am

    Underage is wrong but it is soooo hot

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:33am

    Preteen? What a fuckin idiot. Seven-TEEN?

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:42pm

    11:56 i banged a chick and i never tell anyone...bc she is a slut and i dont want my reputation to go down haha

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:31am

    How can you expect a minor to have standards though!

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:54am

    She said that he "STILL" wants to fuck her, does that mean they've screwed in the past, and he wants to again; or he's fessed up wanting to nail her? In before either case why the hell should he admit it again? OP is an idiot.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:39am

    Thanks for reppin bucks county like this. Prostitot.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:05am

    I acctually got him to sleep with me is was 13 he was 19 the cops found out. Didn't stop me. Older men just turn me on apparently I turn them on as well :) haha

  • 19 41
    Submitted by xAnkleLockx on Oct 7, 11 at 2:09pm

    Stupid little 16 year old twat.

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:29pm

    PRE-teen you fuck! It's a pre teenager!

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Winaska on May 15, 10 at 9:13pm

    ill bet any money this my one friend about her one "friend"....this text is very out of context if it is her though, she's not a slut...but she can sure grind like one....then again this may be someone I dont know at all...

  • 33 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:42am

    when i was 14 i was "friends with benefits" with a 19 year old for about 8 months. he didn't seem to have a problem with it. no cops were ever called. just saying.

  • 30 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:12am

    I agree. I'm 14 and I act fucking 18. I live in las vegas and I've lived here all my life. I've never been with a guy my age. My age limit is 17 . so ya. It's not a big deal.